Funny Breakup Quotes
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown
There is a good way to breakup with someone and it doesn’t include a post-it.
Carrie, Sex and the City
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
You know what is the worst thing about being rejected? The lack of control. If I could only control the where and how of being dumped, it wouldn’t seem as bad.
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
How could I be sleeping with this peculiar man … Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.
Margaret Atwood.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he’s a ruler.
Mae West
The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
Cher
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Top 10 Breakup Quotes
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10. I should have known he was no good.
Alicia – after a 2-year relationship that ended with him cheating on her
9. A wounded deer – leaps highest.
Emily Dickinson
8. Ah! I feel like death! Great heaven, Have pity on me!
Violetta (seeing Alfredo at a party after breaking up with him), in La Traviata, by Verdi
7. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
6. Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
Joel, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5. If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for
you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing
we call “failure” is not the falling down, but the staying down.
Mary Pickford
4. Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
Emily Dickinson
3. The moment of change is the only poem.
Adrienne Rich
2. I wish it was different, but I deserve better.
Cathy – on letting go
1. Love never dies a natural death…It dies of blindness and errors
and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of
withering, of tarnishing.
Anais Nin
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Breakup Quotes: Everyday People
I should have known he was no good.
Alicia – after a 2-year relationship that ended with him cheating on her
I saw our relationship like a room filled with a balloon – more and more
it was filled with him, and I was just pressed up against the wall.
Sally – after ending a 6-month engagement with a narcissist
This was the worst breakup in the history of my breakups.
Kate – after being broken up with by email on Valentine’s Day
We just don’t want the drama. If you breakup with me, then you won’t get as emotional.
Rick – on why men make women breakup with them.
I know he wanted me to breakup with him. I wanted to hear him say it though, that’s why I pushed it.
Cathy – after a 3-month passionate relationship ended when he stopped calling
It started with a one-word text on his phone.
Sam on finding out her boyfriend was cheating
Of course I was shocked and angry, but in my heart I knew he wasn’t the man for me anymore.
Cara on the breakup of her 16-year relationship after he falls in love with a prostitute
I got really strict – every time I thought ‘you’re useless,’ I’d stop and breathe and replace it with ‘you’re fine, it’s going to be fine.’
Jody – after the end of her 18 month relationship affected her confidence
If he’s really missing you, he could also think of a million excuses to contact you. You just look like a stalker, a desperate woman and that’s not attractive.
Andrea – giving advice about going no contact after getting through her divorce
It was a relief when she left me alone.
Peter – on being stalked
I wish it was different, but I deserve better.
Cathy – on letting go
I want to extract myself from an abusive relationship with this person.
Sally – during relationship counseling
He was a controlling alcoholic bastard.
Louise – describing her ex
I can’t believe he broke up with me at a restaurant!
Rachel – after her boyfriend of 5 years broke up with her
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Read MoreInspirational Quotes: After a Breakup
Adventure is worthwhile in itself
Amelia Earhart
If I observed all the rules, I’d never have got anywhere.
Marilyn Monroe
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. And experience is the most valuable thing you have to offer.
Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
The harder they hit, the more encouraged I get.
Hilary Rodham Clinton
Girls got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.
Joan Jett
Too many people seem to think life is a spectator sport.
Katharine Hepburn
You have to be patient. I’m not
Madonna
You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.
Janice Joplin
Dreams pass into the reality of action. From action stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
Anais Nin
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
Rita Mae Brown
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us we’d be millionaires.
Abigail ‘Dear Abby’ van Buren
I find it extraordinary that a straightforward if inelegant device for ensuring the survival of the species should involve human beings in such emotional turmoil. Does sex have to be taken so seriously?
P. D. James
It’s spring fever…. You don’t quite know what it is you DO want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!
Mark Twain
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Oscar Wilde
Life itself is the proper binge.
Julia Child
Normal is not something to aspire to, it’s something to get away from.
Jodie Foster
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top.
Virginia Woolf
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
Eartha Kitt
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
Sophia Loren
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Amelia Earhart
If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call “failure” is not the falling down, but the staying down.
Mary Pickford
If you have enough butter anything is good.
Julia Child
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Marie Curie
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you’ve understood all your life, but in a new way.
Doris Lessing
People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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Quotes About Getting Over Someone
I’ve had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and I’ve had a few pains in the ass; but I’ve survived to tell about it.
Dolly Parton
I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken — and I’d rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.
Margaret Mitchell
The moment of change is the only poem.
Adrienne Rich
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher
The thing about happiness is that it doesn’t help you to grow; only unhappiness does that.
Lana Turner
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I’m incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don’t know.
Joel, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Do the things you’ve always wanted to
Without me there to hold you back; don’t think, just do.
More than anything I want to see you, girl
Take a glorious bite out of the whole world.
You Could Be Happy, Snow Patrol
There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin
I survived because I was tougher than anybody else
Bette Davis
You don’t have a man, you need spaghetti.
Oprah Winfrey
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.
Charles Darwin
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Agatha Christie
It is the friends you can all at 4a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
So many times I define my pride
Through someone else’s eyes
Then I look inside and found my own stride
I found the lasting love for me
If I’m searching for my spirituality
Passionately I must begin with me
There’s just me,
One is the magic number
Jill Scott, One Is The Magic #
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
Helen Keller
If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
Amy Tan
We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, your school, the teachers – but never blame yourself. It’s never your fault. But it’s always your fault, because if you wanted to change you’re the only one who has got to change.
Katharine Hepburn
What kind of fear is it? Is it fear of poverty, of loneliness, of
rejection? Then use common sense. Don’t let the fear get infected.
Often we burn 70 percent of our emotional energy on what we fear might
happen (90 percent of which won’t happen). By devoting our energy to
our other emotions, we will heal naturally. Interview with Za Rinpoche, the Dharma King, Tibetan Spiritual Leader from the book: What should I do with my life?
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