Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Charlie Brown

There is a good way to breakup with someone and it doesn’t include a post-it.

Carrie, Sex and the City

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katherine Hepburn

You know what is the worst thing about being rejected?  The lack of control.  If I could only control the where and how of being dumped, it wouldn’t seem as bad.

High Fidelity by Nick Hornby

How could I be sleeping with this peculiar man … Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

Margaret Atwood.

Poor Mary Ann!  She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he’s a ruler.

Mae West

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.

Cher

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