The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool.
Trust, but verify.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides:
Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
As far as I’m concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer Simpson, from the TV show The Simpsons
I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Willow, from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I would never lie. I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.
Fox Mulder, from the TV show The X-Files
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
I pefer an ugly truth to a pretty lie. If someone is telling me the truth that is when I will give my heart.
I refuse to stand up in front of a rabbi and my friends and the woman I love – who I will tell you I can love with all my heart – and promise she will be the only one I will ever have until the day I die. That’s a lie.
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